Не а и аз да допринеса с няколко смешки. Дано ви допаднат!

Money does talk , Mine though , only says "goodbye"!

My brain got two parts, left and right. In my left part i've got nothing right, in my right part I've got nothing left :-)

Say NO to drugs. That will bring the prices down.

Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

The blind man told the deaf man, that he saw the invisible man.

Alcohol does not solve any problem , but then neither does milk.

- О, колко си отслабнала! Нова диета?
- Да, моркови, картофи, цвекло?
- Ама вариш или печеш?
- Копах!

- You are gonna die !
- A?
- You're gonna die !
- AAA?!
- Юргана дай, че измръзнах ма !!!